Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.
i love looking at selfies man i live for that shit i have hot friends
how the hell do you all manage to take these cool mirror outfit selfies this is so hard i mean for starters this isnt even my mirror
you let yourself into my apartment.
you rearranged my furniture.
…all to take a selfie.
that’s my boy.
wait, are you wearing shoes inside, god damn it.
sebastian stan walks into his audition for bucky, hands the casting director a card that says:
SEBASTIAN STAN - SAD GAY BOY EXTRAORDINAIRE
the casting director slaps the table and goes “you’re hired”
Marvel’s greatest extras.
The “Everybody is done with everybody” Wedding
A song that needs to be played LOUD - INVINCIBLE by lynch.
A song that you never get tired of - Himitsu by DEZERT
A song that is a cover by another artist - can’t think of anything but Plastic Tree’s version of Chim Chim Cher-ee so I suppose that? I’m not too fond of covers generally